Not Too Disappoint

I have finished, Chelsea Handler's, second novella, "Are You There, Vodka? It's Me Chelsea. Even funnier than the first. Thank you for not disappointing me, Chelsea. I knew I could count on you. I appreciate all the laughter you have brought into my life.

Experiment: Failure

I have decided the experiment is a failure due to the fact that I can not be in the mood all the time.

Experiment: Day 4

I missed day 3 due to "baby bear" being ill. By the end, of day two, I had completed another bedroom visitation with "lover". All is well. It seems to be true, I am much happier with my relationship and with myself. Could be a false positive. Research must continue. The things I do in the name of science.

My New Girlfriend

As a strong women, I seek out other strong women to complete my circle of peers. I will admit that this has kept me from having a real women hero, that I do not find bitchy and a tab bit pretentious. Mostly my female heroins have been fictitious. Either a character from a movie, T.V. show or a novel. Since, I had given up hope of ever having a real female heroin, one fell straight from the heavens and I just love her. Chelsea Handler, is a brilliant, witty, sexy female, whom I can admire, without guilt. I just finished, "My Horizontal Life". A riot of laughter roared from my mouth so many times while reading this piece of literary, comedic genius. I have watched her show on E!, "Chelsea, Lately", but the novel solidified the admiration I was feeling. I can not wait to read her other endeavor into literary works, so titled, "Are You There, Vodka? It's Me Chelsea". Let's see if she can stay atop that pedestal I have placed her upon.

Experiment: Day 2

After last evenings 45 minute roll in the hay, I feel wonderful. My lower back is a little achy but everything else seems fine. I thought of all the ways I could persuade my "lover" to meet me in the bedroom for round 2, this evening. I am giddy with all the ways this experiment can go.

"Lover" has to work this evening so I am unsure how to fit in the loving time, but I will attempt to make a connection.

Experiment:Day 1

On this lovely evening, I am feeling a bit randy. Mostly because I have been on the "Sexual DL" for the past three weeks. I do feel a bit fat, but, as I am a girl, that falls within the normal range (not to mention I just a salad as big as my face). Will report on sexual romp in the morning.

Side note: I must remember to report honestly and accurately...readers beware there may be graphic and lewd contents within future posts (if I am lucky, anyway).

Experiment and Question Everything

My recent vagina escapades, have raised many questions...you know how I love questions. Does having more sex make you a healthier person? Does having more sex with your significant other bring solidity to your relationship? Will anyone perform experiments to discover the truths behind these questions? Why, yes, yes they will. To be more exact, I will. I have decided to keep track of my sexual moods, needs and wants to derive the answer, to the aforementioned questions. I am unsure as how one sets up this experiment, but I recall from college physics that one must have a hypotheses to start. My hypotheses statement is, as follows; Do frequent sexual encounters solidify a relationship? The research will begin shortly.